5-7-5

Chappaqua, New York
A senator returned there
Not 1600

Newspapers sell out
New Yorkers shocked to find no pun
"The Obam-inee!"

The blue team's night out
But first, a word from Naw'lins
"My friends"; Down that shot

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I am the grammarian about whom your mother warned you.
-Man's t-shirt on subway escalator at 51st and Lex.