Thursday, July 10, 2008

But He Just May Be the Lunatic You're Looking For

Dear Christie Brinkley,

Now that your divorce from that dolt who didn't deserve your beauty and grace is final, give the people what we want and go back to your one true love: Billy Joel. What kind of "steam" were you blowing off with him over 4th of July anyway? The Piano Man deserves your loving back in his life, and no one likes his ditz of a new wife anyway. Methinks that if you're lonely for a man, he'll still say, "Take me as I am."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like his 'ditz of a new wife'. She's gorgeous, a great cook, and she makes Billy Joel happy. He doesn't need Christie Brinkley.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they'll get back together after Brinkley had to pay that huge settlement. I mean, who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money? :-)