Monday, November 5, 2007

I am the Regional Manager of this Orifice

I've rediscovered the fun of breakaway pants. They're truly the best thing to wear around the house when wearing pajamas makes you feel like too much of a useless bum.

As of today, I'm opening up the search for where I'm going to live next year and with whom (if anyone). It occurred to me that I should start doing this soon, as I was waiting for the Q10 bus at 4am Sunday. Being drunk just isn't as fun when an hour and a half separate last carbomb from merciful pillow.

Things are pretty pleasant right now. The whole GMAT thing is over, and senioritis is really starting to take root. Plus I'm saving $12 a month in haircuts by just avoiding the whole dreaded process altogether. The part I tend to dislike the most is pretending to make small talk with Gabe. He cuts a good hair or two, but once you get past weather (too hot/really nice/cold man, cold) and work (how's work? I don't work. You in school? Yeah, it's OK.), there's not much to go on. The guy doesn't even watch sports or care about politics, things with which the biggest bore could fill a half hour of the awkwardness of one man touching another's head.

My Christmas list:
David Wright authentic home jersey
Seinfeld seasons 8 and 9
Membership to the New York Road Runners' Club

This was the first year of the last three that I haven't included satellite radio. This is due totally to the rapidly approaching December 3rd return of J. Donald Imus to the airwaves. I had always taken the I-man for granted, but his seven month nappygate exodus will have me glued to every Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Britney Spears = Satan comment, overexaggerated Tassimo commercial, and dying wheeze that I've been woefully deprived of since April 12th.

I wonder just what the hell people do in Omaha all day anyway. Or if they have streets like we do.